Heres some jokes i found on facebook LOL!
Sunday, November 25, 2007
Yo momma so smelly that when you was being born, the doctors and nurses all had to wear oxygen masks.
Yo momma so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mommas like a brick... flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.
Yo momma has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo momma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
Yo momma so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she was getting baptized, the priest tried to drown her.
Yo momma so poor only time she smelled hot food was when a rich bloke farted.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Okay, thats enuff.. haha no offense^
Yo momma so old she left her purse on Noah's Ark.
Yo momma so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
Yo mommas like a brick... flat on both sides and laid by Mexicans.
Yo momma has a wooden leg with branches.
Yo momma is missing a finger and can't count past nine.
Yo momma so fat she puts mayonnaise on her aspirin.
Yo momma so big, when she bent down to tie her shoes, her face got burnt from re-entry.
Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma's so ugly, when she was getting baptized, the priest tried to drown her.
Yo momma so poor only time she smelled hot food was when a rich bloke farted.
Yo momma so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
Yo momma so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!
Okay, thats enuff.. haha no offense^
